I realise I missed out days 2,3,4 and 5 but now that I am a student I cannot afford wifi in my flat. I will now attempt to fit as much as i can in one blog without it getting dreadfully dull!
Day 2 was by far the best day of the week. We only had one dance lesson and we spent practically the whole time stretching which was fine until the dance teacher who shall now be known as 'The elf' (he is small and cute you see) decided to push my chest down to the ground while my legs where on the brink of being dislocated and my groin muscles becoming completely usless! Apparently though it was for my own good so I must forgive and foget.
Day 3 was the closest I have been to death and I still think death would have been the easier day. We had a 'body conditioning' class... more like a body crippling class! 1 hour and 15 minutes of NON STOP movement which included 100 sit ups and 60 odd burpees ( the exercise created by the devil.) We finished on a 2 minute hold in the plank position which according to the elf was a cool down! Now i lasted about 10 seconds becasue A. When in life will I need to hold a plank for 20 seconds and B. I kept slipping in other peoples sweat.
Day 4 was more ballet where i was told I had far too big a bum and my bun was too tight, must try and remember not to get those too things muddled up again!
Day 5 I spent sleeping at any opportunity I got. 4 hours of perfromance class in the afternoon is the most boring thing ever. You sit and watch people perform then hate yourself for not being anywhere near as good as them, then listen to them be aboslutely slated by the teachers, then you realise there is no hope and go cry in a corner while eating a stick of celery!
Well back to do it all again on Monday...
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